Come on through to get inked up, try your luck at the feats of strength (stein holding competition that we’re calling the sTeinfeld competition. We think we’re clever), drink some winter beer cocktail specials, compete in the ugly sweater contest, listen to music from Electric Vice, snack on some oysters and chowder from OleBob’s seafood market, enter the charity raffle for the local animal shelter, yada yada yada. It’s a Festivus miracle!